I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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