in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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