her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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