I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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