he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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