K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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