Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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