how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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