theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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