in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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