i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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