i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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