In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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