they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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