Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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