Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
