do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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