The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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