We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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