How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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