Me too!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
