Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i've created a new STD.
Still dying that you shit outside
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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