I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Im part way to drunk.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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