You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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