and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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