we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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