Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
