I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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