I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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