Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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