How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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