it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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