He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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