Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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