you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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