Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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