You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My penis needs a shock collar
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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