This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize