There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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