I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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