yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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