Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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