my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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