xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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