I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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