so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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