"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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