So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
