Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
