Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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