He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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