Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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