ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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