nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If that was your dad, he is hot
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
3 2 1 whiskey
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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