Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
how drunk are you?
Several
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