can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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